{"product_id":"womens-pink-logo-thong-buzzard-butt-diner-novelty-lingerie","title":"Women's Pink Logo Thong — 'Buzzard Butt Diner' Novelty Panties","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#000; color:#fff; padding:20px; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"color:#ff6600; font-size:20px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"min-width:360px; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;\"\u003e\n      \u003cthead\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"padding:10px; border-bottom:2px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"color:#ff6600; font-weight:500; text-align:left; padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"color:#ff6600; font-weight:500; text-align:left; padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"color:#ff6600; font-weight:500; text-align:left; padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"color:#ff6600; font-weight:500; text-align:left; padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003cth style=\"color:#ff6600; font-weight:500; text-align:left; padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/thead\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003eHip Width (circumference), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e26.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e28.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e31.30\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e33.30\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e7.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e7.90\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e8.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px; color:#fff; border-top:1px solid #ff6600;\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-top:20px; font-style:italic; font-size:14px; color:#fff;\"\u003e\n    These lightweight, bold-colored thongs ain’t just another pair of panties—they’re a confidence boost with a wink. Soft, stretchy fabric moves with you while the breathable, antimicrobial finish keeps your bits fresh. Low-rise cut with contrast black trim gives a cheeky, vintage vibe that slips smooth under your tightest fits. Little funny artwork on the front and a subtle script along the back add personality without yellin’—perfect for folks who like a little sass in their drawers. Comfy enough for all-day wear, bold enough to make you grin every time you get dressed.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"color:#ff6600; margin-top:20px;\"\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; color:#fff; font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e97% polyester, 3% spandex — stretchy, tough, and long-lasting\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e4-way stretch for movin’ any which way\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWide elastic waistband + contrast black trim — comfy and stylish\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBreathable, antimicrobial fabric — keeps you fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMedium-weight (180 g\/m²), sewn-in label; assembled in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"color:#ff6600; margin-top:20px;\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px; color:#fff; font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDon’t dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDon’t iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51827514179865,"sku":"21054200910929439071","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51827514212633,"sku":"33487413377687412456","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51827514245401,"sku":"33616003904503566641","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51827514278169,"sku":"21985163795761964468","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51827514310937,"sku":"21402404028015594424","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/7381\/3017\/files\/11859994883024427286_2048.jpg?v=1774881441","url":"https:\/\/facerite-media-group.myshopify.com\/products\/womens-pink-logo-thong-buzzard-butt-diner-novelty-lingerie","provider":"Facerite Media Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}